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Fast Pickle 12-Pack
Department of Sodium Studies & Brine Sciences

THE 12-PACK

Our best seller. 12 shots of concentrated pickle brine — 570mg sodium per shot. Built to replace what sweat steals. No sugar, no fillers, no overthinking it.

★★★★★ 4.8 / 5 (120+ reviews)
$28.99
$2.42 per shot
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✓ 30-day satisfaction guarantee   ✓ Ships within 24 hours
🥒 Real Pickle Juice ⚡ 570mg Sodium 🚫 Zero Sugar 🌿 Non-GMO ✅ Gluten-Free
No Jargon. Just Function.

WHAT'S ACTUALLY IN THIS

Athletes have been stealing pickle juice from jars for decades. We just made it portable, consistent, and purpose-built — without the soggy pickle.

01

SODIUM-FIRST FORMULA

570mg of sodium per 3oz shot. That's the stuff your body actually loses when you sweat — not the stuff that sounds good on a label.

02

RAPID RESPONSE

When cramps show up mid-set, mid-shift, or mile 18 — Fast Pickle fights back. The acetic acid in real brine works fast so you can keep moving.

03

NOTHING UNNECESSARY

Water, vinegar, salt, and natural pickle flavor. Zero sugar. Short ingredient list, simple purpose.

Receipts

SODIUM PER SERVING

Fast Pickle
570mg
Liquid IV
330mg
Pedialyte
244mg
Gatorade
140mg
Coconut Water
40mg

Per serving comparison. Most "electrolyte drinks" skip the one thing you actually lose first: sodium. We didn't.

Don't Take Our Word For It

SKEPTICS TURNED BELIEVERS

★★★★★

"I used to cramp at mile 18 every single time. Started taking Fast Pickle before long runs and the cramps just… stopped. I don't fully get it. But I'm not questioning it."

— Mike R., Marathon Runner
★★★★★

"I pour concrete in Texas heat. Tried every sports drink on the shelf. This is the only thing that actually keeps me going past 2pm without feeling wrecked."

— James T., Electrician
★★★★★

"My whole pickleball crew is hooked. We go through 24-packs now. Does it taste weird? Sure. Does it work? Every single time."

— Sarah K., Pickleball Player
Questions?

FREQUENTLY ASKED

Pickle juice. Salty, tangy, no apologies. Most people shoot it in one gulp and move on with their day. It's not a sipping drink — it's a tool.
Whenever your body needs it. Before a workout, mid-shift, after a long night, or when you feel cramps creeping in. There's no wrong time — just whenever you're about to push it or already did.
570mg is about 25% of the daily recommended value — roughly a cup of chicken broth. If you're sweating, your body is burning through sodium fast. That's the whole point. If you have specific dietary concerns, check with your doctor.
You could drink brine straight from a pickle jar. Some people do. But Fast Pickle is concentrated, consistent, portable, and doesn't require explaining to your coworkers why you're chugging from a Vlasic.
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you don't love Fast Pickle, contact us and we'll make it right. No hassle, no questions.

REPLACE WHAT
SWEAT STEALS.

Athletes, workers, weekend warriors, and people who just sweat a lot — Fast Pickle was built for all of you. Try it risk-free. 30-day guarantee. No weird stuff.